“Shit, that guy has a bat!”

“No one can know of our secret love, dugout railing.”

Something to lighten the mood, as Karstens will start the 2013 season on the DL

I can’t shake the feeling that someone is staring at me..

productiveouts:

If you ain’t the lead dog, you’re looking at Jeff Karstens’ butt.

“The Zombie” ready to strike fear into opponent’s hearts in 2013

If I focus hard enough, maybe I can set the field on fire with my mind.

Now I’ll evolve into my true form, Winged Karstens!

Karstensneck

Jeff Karstens is not impressed.

karstensface.tumblr.com, now approved by Jeff Karstens himself.

Jeff Karstens, a go-to guy when it comes to promotional advertisements.

“psstt…hey catcher…you know what’s funnier than 24?”

Halloween is just around the corner!

Kondescending Karstens